"Hello, I am the JagDragon. I am the keeper of this cave, and this cave is my home.
I hate knights, and so do my dragons.
I would kill you and feed you to my dragons, but you haven't proven yourself evil yet.
If I were you, I wouldn't go near Joey or any other dragon for that matter."
"This is Adam, my messenger.
He never looks anyone in the eye, but he will make sure your messages get to me via e-mail."
You walk into a hallway. It has lots of doors. Most of the doors are locked, but eight are not. Each door has a sign over it.