"Hello, I am the JagDragon. I am the keeper of this cave, and this cave is my home.
Feel free to roam around, but don't get into mischief."
"This is Adam, my messenger.
He never looks anyone in the eye, but he will make sure your messages get to me via e-mail."
You walk into a hallway. It has lots of doors. Most of the doors are locked, but eight are not. Each door has a sign over it.